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09:04 pm
[Link] | yet again another day of doing nothing
im quite enjoying it tho actually lol
summin weird did happen just a minute ago
my dad and bro were playin football outside
i go out and take a shot and the ball goes over a fence
so they go 2 get it
and disappear for half an hour!
lol so i was just sittin there in the house wonderin where the fuck they had gotten to
turns out they'd just gone to the park
i dunno y my dad was playin football tho
if any of u guys have seen him u'll no tht he is not the football type of guy
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04:21 pm
[Link] | I am 21% Emo. Okay... so I'm not emo at all.. I am probably not even goth, because goths are just messed up emo kids... I am probably a metal head... or into boy bands...
FUCK
i took this test a while ago
and i was 11% emo
now im 21% emo
my emoness has gone up
SHIT
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10:39 pm
[Link] | well i havnt updated in a while
not exactly like i have tht much to write about
i dnt even no if any1 reads this crap lol
didnt do very much today
skated a bit
lol last nite my dad got stuck in an elevator for 4 hours
he got in the lift and the power went out in his building coz the electricity company were doin some work
so the lights went off, the elevator stopped and the alarm button wasn't working as it relys on electricity
which is kinda stupid, u wud have thought tht they wud have thought about wat wud happen if the electricity went off, they could have at least had a backup power source just for the lift
but oh well
guess thts something i shud pursue when im older
and make
MILLIONS
or not
so far holidays goin alrite
just been hangin out with friends and stuff
went to see stormbreaker at the cinema
it was shit compared to the book
still kept me entertained throughout tho
theres a guy who hangs upside down out of helicopters and shoots people
wudnt it just be more practical to just open the helicopter door and shoot them
just one of lifes many questions tht will never be answered...
Current Mood: 'normal' as ayman wud say
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09:20 pm
[Link] | today was shitty as usual. english, shit. geography, shit. french, shit. music, i had to sing robbie williams, shit. and finally R.E which was, GRREAATTT!!!, no, sorry my mistake, it was shit.
year 7s tried beefin us again as usual, and threw water over charles. wow they are so gangsta.
were goin to knapphouse on monday, looks kinda shitty to me, shud be fun anyway.
im goin cya
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11:07 pm
[Link] | well hasnt it been along time since i've updated. well i dnt know what to say really...i'll get back to u when i think of something
Current Mood: 'normal'
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08:42 pm
[Link] | today was a very eventful day. not much happened to begin with. just had science 1st period and done conroys xmas cracker period 2, i did however find £1 on the floor in the changing room. at lunch jojo gave me a pack of chewing gum with "i love my penis" written on it and gave ayman saying "gay gum". period 3 had japanese and had a cover teacher. we just listened to gangsta music all lesson on the computer and coloured in stuff. period 4 miss macsweeny gave us 2 tests to do.
at lunch there was major beefage. loadsa year 7s were after the owen in year 7 and in the end they just started on loadsa random people like tom and ben. wat weirdos. i dnt really like the gangstas in year 7 + 8. they're all little bastards.
anyway im goin now
bye
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05:40 pm
[Link] | 
What does your handwriting say about YOU?
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09:25 pm
[Link] | I am 11% Emo. Okay... so I'm not emo at all.. I am probably not even goth, because goths are just messed up emo kids... I am probably a metal head... or into boy bands...
im 11% emo...that sucks
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05:19 pm
[Link] |  Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last week I bought porn for ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) i_hate_the_ppl (-10 points). Last Saturday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I gave bosoms a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Tuesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-15 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
sgt_sam |
lol wtf
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07:40 pm
[Link] | today was a gd day. whenever aymans not in skl we have really fun days for some reason...its kinda strange and its kinda dread coz he always misses out on the fun stuff.
first of all these gangsta guys came in and told us about how they do anti-gun crime stuff and how they wanna spread peace, and they were promoting this book. they did some mcing and stuff for us and then they gave us a chance to try. nobody put their hand up in the whole year except eve. when she got chosen i thought she was just gonna give a talk or summin but she started mcing in front of everyone, it was pretty gd aswell.
rugby was soo funny. chintan grabbed onto some1s leg (i think it was jeremiahs) and just got dragges along as he ran it was soo funny. there were loads of injurys and fights today aswell. bloody crazy.
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07:57 pm
[Link] | i was just thinking...how the hell is love like war. anyway today was a pretty good day, had a supply teacher for 3 of my lessons, well 2 and a half mr honney came halfway back through english. science was fuckin funny eve kept on singin these stupid songs but they were sooo funny. claire,jamie and dina were in my science class for some reason dunno wat the hell they were doin.
some people are really really stupid. about a month or 2 ago i was walking home and i was right next to my house. sam higgins and these other 2 weirdos were there too. well they walked off i shouted they were sayin bye and shit so i shouted "fuck you" just as a joke. they came back to me and started pushin me screamin "whys this boy comin down my ends and swearin at me, u want me 2 bang u up". i could have easily killed them both at the same time. they were fuckin short. i think one was in year 7 and one was in year 10 but anyway yeh they were really short. i just walked off and was talkin to sam higgins and the smaller one picked up a stick and started hittin me. i just continued walkin and laughin coz they were little shits.
so today i was in the cafe next to our skl with ayman and they were both there and were tellin their friends how they 'banged me up' lol me and ayman were just laughin. we definitly didnt fit in in that cafe. all the people who hang out there are townies and i was in there for about 15 minutes and all they talked about was fighting. what a bunch of assholes. the guys in our year are alrite but the year 10s and 8s are especially stupid. i wonder what they're gonna turn out like when they're older.
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06:03 pm
[Link] | hey people im gonna try to update my livejournal more coz i hardly ever update. ive had quite a borin weekend just went aymans house and then rented some games today. it was funny at aymans house coz we were settin stuff on fire and throwin it out the window. first it just started off with pieces of kitchen towel and then we made a paper aeroplane set it on fire and then threw that out. then we got a lemon, wrapped it up in kitchen towel, sprayed it with deodrant and set that on fire. it was soo funny coz ayman thought someone saw and he got scared. oh yeh and i made 'biscuit cereal' with those biscuits with nice written on them (don't ask ayman told me to try it) and i didnt like it so i poured it out the window and now it looks like someones puked up right outside his window.
im goin now cya
Current Mood:  bored
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08:26 pm
[Link] | these french people keep talking to me on msn and its really annoying,theres like 10 of em and they all seem to know eachother. They're really weird. i dnt even no how they got my email address. dumbass french people.
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04:17 pm
[Link] | ok today i'm gonna have to start on a more serious note today, there is something impregnated in my porridge. who here hates miss iqbal? gimme an amen if u hate miss iqbal, she really sucks. she thinks she's soooooooo good just coz she likes the beatles. god shes so annoying. anyway lets talk about something else. i wonder whos reading this right now. anyone in the world can read this...so that means miss iqbal could be reading this right now, interesting...
PARTY AT MY HOUSE FRIDAY 2ND DECEMBER!!! BRING ALL YOUR FRIENDS, HOES AND EVERYONE ELSE YOU KNOW!!! COME TO 6 TAPLOW NW3 IN SWISS COTTAGE AND A BOY WILL OPEN THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENS SAY "FUCK YOU AYMANKADIR" THATS THE PASSWORD DON'T FORGET IT OR YOU WON'T BE ALLOWED IN!!!
SAM CONLEY
Current Mood: accomplished
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06:58 pm
[Link] | theres not even a point of havin a live journal coz i dnt update it. i cant even remember how i got one. i remember i had i_love_michaelt but i cnt remember y i made this one
anyway today in school we learnt about lots of weird things. we learnt about tramps,hearing aids,refugee children,children with autism and discrimination. we learnt how to say sex in sign language and this teacher told me to spell my name in sign language and i spelt "f u" lol. well i am going now. probably won't update for ages.
bye
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10:52 am
[Link] | im updating this on aymens psp. psps are cool. today was kl not much happened but it was still kl im goin now fuckers cya
Current Mood:  energetic
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03:59 pm
[Link] | today in rugby nasser done a sick tackle on me, it fuckin hurt tho. he got me real good in the ribs...i cudnt play properly after coz i felt sick so i sat out for a bit.
At lunch i threw a sandwhich and it hit james (the one with the unibrow) in the eye. i think him and all his mates wanna kill me...oh well who gives a shit.
Ayman is fucking lucky...DANIEL MAYAT WAS LOOKING AFTER AYMANS PSP AND IT DIDNT GET BROKEN. he let ahmed look after it and ahmed gave it to daniel m and he was in charge of it from lunch till the end of the day. what kind of idiot would give daniel mayat a psp to look after?
lol only jokin daniel
Current Mood: hungry
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08:37 pm
[Link] | well its halloween...i just went trick or treatin and it was pretty shit. i dressed up as a soldier. today was quite shit. danny's being a complete asshole lately. john paul and aymen came up with this weird idea that hes trying to be the new me, and he said if there's another sam in the world it's gonna blow up...sometimes i don't have a fucking clue what that guy's on about.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!
Current Mood:  mellow
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05:06 pm
[Link] | yesterday was an alrite day. went karis' party. it was funny, fireworks were a bit shit but there were these dumb townie kids and they kept on calling us 'grebos' for some strange reason. we went on aymans account and were talking to danny. he's a dumbass we were just writin shit and swearin at him and stuff and he was like 'my life sucks now' it was so funny.
went to see wallace and gromit curse of the were-rabbit the other day. i thought it was pretty good.lol theres this rabbit that is kinda turned into wallace hes funny. hes my favourite character.
im goin now
cya
Current Mood: bored
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07:24 pm
[Link] | soooooo i have a new account...for all you assholes out there who want to know why i did it dont ask me coz i dnt have a fucking clue.
anyway im gonna go do something now
go fuck something
Current Mood:  mischievous
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